Toasters in 2012
Toasters still need to come a long way. The slots are just too short for any bread other than your perfectly formed slice of Wonder. Sure, long slot toasters exist but I challenge you to find one under $50 that isn’t cheaply made and tarted up with nonsense digital features. Am I just too much of a gourmet? Are there so few people out there eating slices of bread from real loves? Maybe I should launch a business to become the Dyson of toasters.